Anon
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
browneyed_72
Mission Viejo, United States 30 years-old Single
StrawHatBill
United States
Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML
wtf bro
Canberra, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML