Nearly FMLs

By "Johnathan Glenn Moss" - 23/02/2020 16:45

today, I am sad to say I wont be on here anymore. What was once a place to wallow in the misery of others has been taken over by bots and apparently abandoned by the moderators. None of the stories sound or feel real anymore and if there is an ounce of decency left in the world kill this app.

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By MrRahmoub - 23/02/2020 11:06

Today, the girl I realized I really liked told me she liked me back but didn’t want a relationship. A week later she hooks up with a random bartender and now she’s talking to me about changing her mind about something serious with him. FML

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By CatDally - 23/02/2020 04:18

Today I was supposed to see my aunt for the first time in years. I was excited because — despite her having Alzheimer’s — she had been asking for me by name. We got to her house and realized she either wasn’t home or was purposefully ignoring the doorbell. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 01:39

Today, Just got off a cruise and had the opportunity to have a 4some with this hot younger couple. Everything was going great except for the fact that I had been drinking a lot just before. Needless to say I couldn't get it up no matter how much the ladies tried. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:26 - United Kingdom

Today I went to a walk in therapist and after explaining the gist of my problems, starving myself, never seeming to have fun, he told me I needed to get laid then charged for the full hour, even though I only used 40 minutes because he was late for golf. I see why he’s only a walk in FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 11:59 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my guy had to go out of town for work. He was gone for three minutes when the house alarm went off for no reason, and the vacuum stopped picking up dirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 19:35

today, as an alcoholic got stood up on a date and got offered by her to go drinking instead. FML

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By "OrokuSaki" - 22/02/2020 02:16

Many years ago. I was half fooling around by saying heart attack as a joke. Not realizing one of my co worker's brother passed away by heart attack. I felt so bad. I almost cried. FML

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By "OrokuSaki" - 22/02/2020 01:53

After 17 yrs of being together. I caught my girl cheating on me with her male co-worker. With kids involved, I'm not sure if I should stay or go. FML

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By "OrokuSaki" - 22/02/2020 01:53

After 17 yrs of being together. I caught my girl cheating on me with her male co-worker. With kids involved, I'm not sure if I should stay or go.

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 01:23

I revealed sexual emotional and physical abuse to my significant other from my childhood. However my anger and assuming reactions have made him think twice about being with me. I’m getting help but today I just want to feel normal for once

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 22:51

Today, better said, a couple of days ago, I submitted a line from the song You are everything by The stylistics, on purpose, and some people are really dumb by commenting shit about it they didn't even recognize the amazing track (better than the actual shitty pop songs by justin bieber for example). FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 22:37

Today let's sing along, one two three! Oh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me now, 'Cos I don't know where to look for love, I just don't know how Oh girl, how I depend on you to give me love when I need it, Right on time you would always be. FML

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By "Zeus1312" - 21/02/2020 18:33 - Switzerland - Zurich

When life gives you lemons

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By rlm2710 - 21/02/2020 11:11 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I woke up in my group home to my alarm. I went downstairs to take medications I’m perscribed for psychosis I don’t even present symptoms for yet my doctor has suggested I have anosognosia to my discredidation and won’t agree to dc my meds, so now I can never sleep in ever again. FML

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By drunken Duncan - 21/02/2020 08:06

Today a restaurant owner punched me in the face breaking my expensive sunglasses because I beat his ultra difficult timed eating challenge. He didn’t want to pay the £250 prize and accused me of cheating, how do you cheat at eating in a room full of witnesses FML

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By sad sad - 21/02/2020 05:44

Today I finally opened up to my boyfriend of two years about a sexual assault I endured as a teen. After a few lengthy conversations he finally sighed and snapped with jealousy “Jesus you must’ve liked it since you can’t shut up about it!” Now I’m more depressed than ever. Fml

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By "tabby cat tidbit" - 20/02/2020 18:22 - United States - Glenview

my man's medical reasons are the cause of me going from full time to 1 or 2 days a week for work. yet he complains that I don't contribute ($). I get a txt from my mgr to cover for 2 days. my man goes apeshit n tears me a new one...for wanting to work n make some $.....

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 00:17

Today, it was my first day of work after abdominal surgery. I had apparently failed to notice just how inaccessible our building is until I had to go to the bathroom. The door exceeded my weight restriction and I popped a stitch. FML

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By "DefNotMe" - 20/02/2020 00:49

I went over to my coworkers to drink. Our boss (her brother) was there, pretty drunk. After flirting, kissing all night, and asking me on a date, he ghosted me the day that should have been our first official date. His desk at work is right next to mine. Work will be ?

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By "HollyBug88" - 19/02/2020 21:11

boyfriend always on phone and calls me names all the time is rude to me. ?

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 19:18

Today, does everybody who submits to this app do xanax now? Its like one long best-of-the-worst blog. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 18:44

I started a book club and wrote discussion sheets for everyone and no one showed up. FML

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By no consent... - 19/02/2020 09:34

today I found out I was put on a back page fetish bonding site against my will, worst part is some jack ass expects me to go along with it and continues to try to dom me, the police think it’s hilarious... all my threats come across as fighting the dom... I’ve actually been extorted

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By "Death_Arc_Angel" - 19/02/2020 07:02

Today, I was just getting over the cold that I've had for 3 weeks, thinking I was relieved, to party for Trinidad's carnival weekend, I got food poisoning...FML

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By fuckupbob - 19/02/2020 04:27

Today I went over to my girlfriends house i met a few months ago and lives an hour away. We decided to walk to the liquor store but I wanted to walk to the one the other way. We ended up meeting up with her cracks friends and now we playing find cliff... Fml

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By Masy91 - 18/02/2020 16:53

Today I realized this website is so full of BS and that I can't really enjoy it anymore. So Today, I must stop coming here, after over 10 years. This was one of my favorite websites to visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2020 09:50

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By Anon2000 - 18/02/2020 04:17

Today, I realised I had 4 (justifiable) FML posts in 48 hours. FML

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By Anon2000 - 18/02/2020 04:16

Today, I learnt even witnesses need a solicitor. Today, I realised I cant afford a solicitor. FML

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Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I are fighting because I refuse to buy a new car. Apparently, I should put myself balls-deep in debt instead of hunting for a bargain, because it's "embarrassing" for me to buy a used car. This coming from the woman who tries to reuse bath water. FML

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Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML

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Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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