Today, Just got off a cruise and had the opportunity to have... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 01:39

Today, Just got off a cruise and had the opportunity to have a 4some with this hot younger couple. Everything was going great except for the fact that I had been drinking a lot just before. Needless to say I couldn't get it up no matter how much the ladies tried. FML

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