Nearly FMLs

By Vextor1 - 03/06/2020 16:29

Today, makes it 6 months of me not having my laptop. My mom took it on December 3, for no reason. I payed for all of it and my grades are good. She refuses to give it back because she is crazy. My birthday and school vacation is coming up on the 17th and I said i want my laptop back for my birthday and she sad no. FML

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By Gina Marie Lombardi - 02/06/2020 22:02

Today after almost 4 yrs of not smoking, buying a home has stressed me out so bad I picked up and smoked 4 of my fiancé’s cigarettes. Now I’m feeling sick to my stomach 1) from the actual cigs 2) from the guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 18:45

Today, my mom told me that I am the most selfish person on this planet because I didn't agree to go live at my uncle's place with her. All I needed was my own space. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 12:16

Today, I am not even through half the month and struggling to pay bills. My partner and I work our butts off every day, on top of that I am a fulltime student. We each do 70 hours a week and can't live comfortably. This has been going on for at least 4 years. We don't know what to do. FML

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By "1DisGR8" - 31/05/2020 23:14

Today, I lost my job and my grandfather in the same week thanks to Covid-19. FML

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By not for you! - 28/05/2020 22:42

Today I was flirting/teasing my boyfriend while he was at work. I was sending him random screenshots from the porn I was watching telling him what I was going to do to him as soon as he came home. My sister called right as I was about to cum. I couldn’t stop in time. Her face was on my screen. Fml

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By M1ndFudge - 25/05/2020 03:36

Today, Pretty short and quick, tripped and went complete cannonball down the stairs crashing down on my knees breaking whats called the "ligament". So yeah, I'll be stuck in a disease filled hospital for the next 4 weeks with shitty WiFi and food. And I still have to attend my regular online college classes. FML...

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 02:39

Today, After years and years of fighting how I truly feel, I finally came to terms with my sexuality. But I can never come out to my family because they are homophobic. FML.

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2020 04:00

Today I realized I have feelings for my friend's ex. If that wasn't bad enough, the ex is the first person I've ever truly felt romantic attraction towards after years of thinking there was something wrong with me... FML

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By Ekioo - 05/05/2020 14:57

Today, after meeting my boyfriend after 9 months of long distance relationship I gave him a kiss on the lips. A group of homophobes beat the shit out of us. FML.

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By "Laureen Takeshita_1375230115" - 27/04/2020 18:48

Today I secretly met up with my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month because of COVID-19. I'm on my period, 2 weeks early. He thinks its Gods way of telling us we shouldn't be having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2020 17:18

Today, Recently I realized I’m in love with the wonderful person I’ve been fooling around with. Recently I also realized she has had a boyfriend the entire time and has been using me for “fun”. I don’t know how to get over her. FML

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By Bekll - 19/04/2020 15:32

Today, my mother called me and told me I had to make privacy changes to my Facebook. She said she viewed it and it had all these pictures she said strangers could comment on. I had to remind her that I friended her a few weeks ago and she was not viewing my page as a stranger. FML

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By "spinspinsugar" - 14/04/2020 01:08

Today, I smelled what I thought was dinner cooking when my husband walked by. He farted. FML.

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By meme - 13/04/2020 17:39

Today, I farted hard while sitting down. I went to pee and saw poop on my underwear. I sharted. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 16:39

Today it is hot enough that I have to open the windows to my apartment. Meanwhile, my landlord's family of 8 have decided to spend the ENTIRE Easter Sunday right underneath said windows. With 3 screaming kids, 2 barking dogs, an ever grumpy mom, a grandpa who smokes and a dad whose voice sounds like a siren. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 16:17

Today my mom somehow found the cut up pieces of the box my sex toy came in. I cut up and ripped up all the pieces and threw it in the garbage and buried it. She somehow still found it and from the bathroom she yelled out my name. ~I’m 18~ FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 22:16

Today I had my screen doors open and my ex who I have not seen over a year stopped by walked inside without knocking then saw me naked After I asked him to leave I called my mom and she proceeded to tell me that he has the right to walk in since he lived there once before so I was in the wrong. FML

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By "el_spider" - 10/04/2020 17:55

Today I realized she moved on while we were still together. Its been 2 years and I still think about her every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 17:00

Today, it's been going on for weeks already and been all over the news. How is it that so many people still don't know how to spell it? QUA-RAN-TINE! FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 16:21

Today, I finally started packing to get away from my nasty landlords. Then I got the flu, which is still here 4 weeks later. Also, because of Coronavirus, there is no moving truck to be rented anywhere. Not that I'd be strong enough to carry any furniture after being in bed for weeks anyway... FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 22:34

'Today i decided to quietly masturbate in my room, then 5 minutes later when i'm nearly done i hear laughter at my door and it's my mother and two brothers standing at the door. FML

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By awesomeamandas - 03/04/2020 03:15

Today I was laying in bed during a depressive episode. My fiancé decides to run and jump on top of me then fall off the bed, punching me in the eye trying to catch himself. He grabbed onto my boob as he fell nearly ripping my nipple off. It bled, FML

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By help - 03/04/2020 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I had a huge fight and broke up. We live in a house together and we are on quarantine. We both can’t leave the house and it is becoming really awkward trying to avoid each other.

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By heartbroken - 02/04/2020 22:04

Today my boyfriend who I live with told me that I needed to find another place to stay the worst part I gave up my apartment and quit my job a week ago and don’t have any friends in this town since I moved here for him FML.

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By dumbledawrd88 - 01/04/2020 01:35

Today I broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months to try and work things out with my ex husband. Just for it to take 2 hours of me to realize I don’t want to be with him, and missing my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 23:42

Today, I found out people are so low, they're trying to capitalize on the pandemic by copyrighting "social distancing" for merch and entertainment purposes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 08:09

Today I woke up to the sound of my mom screaming and banging on my door, claiming she couldn't find her vodka and I had stolen it. It was in her left hand. I took the car to get the fuck away and make sure she didn't get another DWI. I've been parked in an empty Macy's parking lot for 5 hours now. fML

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By Justin Pugh - 30/03/2020 05:48

Today I was using the bathroom and I needed some extra tp and I was handed a handful of tissues. Didn’t know they were the Vick’s infusion ones until it was to late.

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 04:12

Today, I’ve been struggling with depression. My husband, who I thought loved me and had my back through both depression and COVID-19, told me he wants to separate and hasn’t loved me for months, possibly years. We’re just getting into the real ramp-up of the virus. FML

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Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

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Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

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Today, my sister wrecked my car, then blamed it on, "Mercury being in retrograde." FML

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Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I hope it's not my mum visiting!" rather than, "Oh God, it's a burglar!" It was actually my mother-in-law, and I was truly relieved. FML

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