Today, as I was getting off the bus, I helped a sweet, little... - FML

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By "Stella5127" - 08/11/2017 01:01 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, as I was getting off the bus, I helped a sweet, little old lady wearing a pink dress down the steps. She gave me a hug and said "if only the world had more young men like you". I am, and always have been, a female. FML

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interesting33 36

Saturday 11 November 2017 12:22

maybe her eyesight wasn't great. well done in doing a kind thing

Stella5127 12

Saturday 18 November 2017 13:56

whoa. you're right. what you have written is do profound, so meaningful that I may stay awake tonight pondering the wonders of the universe. Thankyou for opening my eyes, you are zen, you are a god. All hail random attempted key board warrior. hail! hail!.

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SammyJay95 21

Thursday 9 November 2017 23:24

Why does what she’s wearing matter?

Stella5127 12

Saturday 18 November 2017 13:56

whoa. you're right. what you have written is do profound, so meaningful that I may stay awake tonight pondering the wonders of the universe. Thankyou for opening my eyes, you are zen, you are a god. All hail random attempted key board warrior. hail! hail!.

interesting33 36

Saturday 11 November 2017 12:22

maybe her eyesight wasn't great. well done in doing a kind thing

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