Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 17:13

Today, I got my brand new white sheets, and the next day my body decides it's a good day to start my period. FML

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By "SamBeast" - 26/04/2018 15:50

Today, I parked as far as I could at my work place, knowing I would be gone for 5 hours at a meeting about safety at the workplace and employee parking. I got a text at the end of the meeting, saying my parked car got hit by another employee. Great. FML

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By Annie - 26/04/2018 12:30 - South Africa

Today, I was presenting a pitch in front of a company. I forgot my PC was connected to the projector and wrote in a document to my colleague next to me "that director is so cute" for the whole room to see. FML

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By Mr. Manlypants - 26/04/2018 12:04 - Latvia - Ogre

Today, I was moving some furniture and accidentally ruined my pants that left with with a big gaping hole which pretty much revealed "everything". Later decided to take a 2h nap before I had to present a lecture at school. Overslept and rushed down there. Guess which pants I wore? FML

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By Defective_Raven - 26/04/2018 08:04

Today, I finally regained access to my email account which I had been locked out for nearly three weeks. There were three job offers, and all of the acceptance deadlines have passed. FML

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By cantcatchabreak - 25/04/2018 22:27 - United States - Mineola

Today, marks my fifth nightmare in a row. In each one I'm at work, I mess up, and I get fired. Each morning when I wake up, I remember that I can't even get a job in the first place. FML

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By Kitty - 26/04/2018 03:10

Today, I found out the hard way what happens when you make eye contact with a cat for too long. FML

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By Sa'ad Raman - 25/04/2018 20:51 - United States

Today, my Biology teacher told us that we only use 10% of our brains. She used the movie “Lucy” as an example. FML

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By broke ass ho - 26/04/2018 01:53

Today, I made pasta because my family is so poor its all we have to eat for the month, apparently whatever I did made the pasta so horrible that no one was able to finish it. My cooking is so bad that even starving people won't eat it. FML

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By Hate-Dat-Bro - 26/04/2018 00:59

Today, I got $100 from my grandma for my b-day. My mom asked for it back, "Because your brother needs it." My brother is 20 and lives at home. I sent him a text saying how annoying it is that he bums off our broke mother and to grow up. He then forwarded the message to our Mom in a group chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2018 22:20

Today, I tried to be romantic and tell my husband how he's sexy and that he's a real man.. his response? "You're a real man." FML

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By Kylie Marie - 25/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Bordentown

Today, my boss yelled at me for not working yesterday after texting to ask me to come in. Did they text me? No, they texted my boyfriend. Now I'm on probation for not showing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2018 00:26 - United States - Riverside

Today, I think I have met the perfect man for me..he is caring and handsome and everything I have been looking for. Too bad he was introduced to me as my best friend's boyfriend. FML.

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At least there was no mention of foot fetishes

By not really that small - 24/04/2018 23:50 - United States - Austin

Today, I made my friend's wife think he was cheating. How? He drove me home and I left my work shoes in his car by accident. His wife insisted no man could have felt so small and that obviously he had been screwing around with one of the tiny Asian women from work.. FML

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By Ashley Taylor - 24/04/2018 22:11 - United States

Today, the man who claims to love me has been cheating on me with a woman from a mobile game and according to an ex of his, this is something he habitually does. FML

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By "Coral Moselle Kuykendall" - 25/04/2018 01:45

Today, my boyfriend dumped me and told me that he already has a new girl. Just a week ago, he invited me to move to Montana with him and build a life together. He's taking our dog with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2018 19:21

Today, I stopped on the way to work to get gas and it caused me to be a little late, so I rushed into work to make it before the grace period ends. Once lunch time rolled around, I went out to my car to go get food. Not only did I leave the car running, but I am also almost out of gas. FML

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By ICantTasteAnything - 24/04/2018 00:54

Today, I was painting and I had a cup to rinse the brushes in and a cup of water for drinking... and I drank out of the wrong cup. I've had the shits ever since. FML

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By islife - 23/04/2018 15:24 - United States - Ashland

Today, I went on a weekend vacation to go see my boyfriend, so I left my car with his grandparents. I forgot I had left a 12 pack of condoms in the driver seat door. I came home to 4 of them missing.. FML

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By shoudabeenme - 23/04/2018 16:45

Today, my best friend was with me and got hit by a car. After being hit, he looked at me and said, "It should have been you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2018 16:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend complains about how bad I am in bed behind my back. Every time I've asked her if she's satisfied or if I need to try anything new, she refuses to talk about it. FML

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By Broken-hearted - 23/04/2018 10:00 - United States - Ypsilanti

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been talking to another girl behind my back for about half the relationship. He came out as Polyamory as he was feeling that develop over the past few days and wishes for all three of us to live together happily in the future. He sprang all of this on me before a final. FML

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By Irateworker - 23/04/2018 15:16

Today, I finished a project for work, working late nights and weekends to complete it. The person supplying the data gave us the wrong data. Everything's getting scrapped. FML

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By "tonyfan00" - 23/04/2018 07:20

Today, the A/C unit decided to give out. The whole family had been ill the last week, and I have no idea how I'm going to find the money to buy a replacement one because the land lady won't cover it, despite knowing about the problem for over a year. FML.

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By ... - 23/04/2018 07:13

Today, I was driving in LA for work. While I was trying to make a U-turn to park and run into a place to go, I hit a pothole and peed myself because I was so scared. I had to sit in it for 45min till I got home. The smell isn't out yet and I have work tomorrow. FML

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By Lana - 22/04/2018 18:18

Today, I went on a diet. My friends' and family's reactions? To yell at me because I'm skinny and I don't need to go on a diet. I was too embarrassed to mention that the diet is for a severe digestive condition, not my weight. FML

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By "Catto-Golden" - 22/04/2018 15:34

Today, after two friendless years, I met an amazing new kid at school and we really hit it off, and agreed to hang out after school. Then I woke up. FML

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By isuck - 22/04/2018 14:15

Today, I spent the entire afternoon on my computer trying to enable my disabled iPad. Hours later, feeling very frustrated and deciding to give up, my mom pointed out that I forgot to sign into iTunes. FML.

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By Test - 22/04/2018 10:15

Today, I was out sick. Unfortunately, it seems that I missed multiple tests while I was away that I will have to make up for the day I get back, on which I have multiple other tests. FML

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Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML

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Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML

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Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML

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Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

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