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By Mr. Manlypants - 26/04/2018 12:04 - Latvia - Ogre

Today, I was moving some furniture and accidentally ruined my pants that left with with a big gaping hole which pretty much revealed "everything". Later decided to take a 2h nap before I had to present a lecture at school. Overslept and rushed down there. Guess which pants I wore? FML

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