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Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7209) - you deserved it (19574)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

#3 - On 03/01/2010 at 7:04pm by mutantcow

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We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

#6 - On 03/01/2010 at 7:06pm by relyo

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