By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 265
You deserved it 24 103

Same thing different taste

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so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?

We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.

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If they wanted to take a taxi, it would depend where they live, could always call a friend or something, if the OP has any. Also learn to look at the time, if you didn't miss it, good! And good luck! You're now known as "Crazy Pedo chasing after kids half naked."

I think "Pedo" would suffice. All the other words in that phrase were redundant, if you ask me :3

PandasRtheShit 0

Kids are scared of the pedophile running after them

PsychoMerk 0

I love Snickers! :D she targets the stupid people in this world... and makes life so much easier :')

PedoBearSaysYES 0

@24 except you and her belong in that group :( so she missed some peeps the world is made better by free donuts and coffee not people who were raped by their uncles with a stiff stick up the bum and left it there :D

FYLDeep 25

This is so ****** up I doubt even perdix can put it in perspective.

FYLDeep 25

Well he might be able to relate to it since he might have done it before.

16) Post something relevent to the OP or STFU.

xHabsfanx 0

OP, are you sure this wasn't just a really vivid dream you were having?

buckmaster1984 0

@35,Do you know he is a rapest?I didn't think so.Shut the he'll up.

xHabsfanx 0