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Today, while working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16871) - you deserved it (1506)
On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - work - by mallcop - United States (Massachusetts)
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