Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat...

By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 12:04

Could have been worse, you could be the one that has to clear it up lol

intensitive 11

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

On the escalator of all places..

Comments

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:40

what a shitty job!

hhhiii 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:50

atleast you didn't have to clean it!

Ryousake 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:01

fag

Sekococo 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:10

hey OP i think your meeting another OP who supposely took medication that "may cause..." :D you guys will be great friends

aaronm120 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:13

saftey never takes a holiday

Fusion_King1 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:33

As if being a mall cop wasn't bad enough.

ihatedads 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:43

atleast you didn't clean it up..?

taylord20 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:44

why are you a mall cop?

The1gamer 14

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:49

LOL

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:50

At least you didn't have to clean it OP. I guess shitters run and runners shit. At the same time too.

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