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Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by Female - United States

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Why did you sit right beside her if you were the only two there in the first place? You probably creeped her the fuck out.

#9 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:13am by twoknives

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she hates you. ;0

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:08am by PwnerJohn

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