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Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML

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Why did you sit right beside her if you were the only two there in the first place? You probably creeped her the fuck out.

#9 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:13am by twoknives

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Maybe it's just cause I'm British but personally I'd do the same. Why did you feel you had to sit right beside her? She probably just doesn't like strangers in her personal space. I highly doubt it was anything to do with you.

#15 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:18am by lexuality

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