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Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9211) - you deserved it (36485)

On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

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"Today, I received an e-mail stating that I make $20 less per hour than my coworker for doing the same job, despite the fact that I've made nearly twice as many sales as him this month. I also found out I'm getting fired next week. FML"

#118 - On 01/31/2010 at 1:53pm by lifeinhd

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hope u ain't cheating ur employees...or take care when you enter ur car...might explode...lol

#5 - On 01/30/2010 at 5:16pm by xriley

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