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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

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Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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lifeinhd 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:53

"Today, I received an e-mail stating that I make $20 less per hour than my coworker for doing the same job, despite the fact that I've made nearly twice as many sales as him this month. I also found out I'm getting fired next week. FML"

xriley 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:16

hope u ain't cheating ur employees...or take care when you enter ur car...might explode...lol

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D3kl3 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:26

this is fake... how can you be dumbass enough to email this... not possible. you must have the IQ of a cardboard box.

nellia 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:04

ur probably the management team therefore I hope ur stupidity lands u in jail

teknikalit33z 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:23

Ass.

bibobobonnor 8

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:21

#138 she didn't mean to it was an accident and if your saying that about firing the people sometimes people deserve to get fired

electricman97 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:41

you're going to be the fifth fired

Jimster1712 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:17

u sooooooooooooooo deserve it OP

TwinRoxas 7

Friday 22 July 2011 9:47

One word: KARMA

MicahNicole 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 20:50

Complete fail. :P

Mynameislinh 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 7:09

Now there's going to be five people to be fired!

HarrisonVR 17

Saturday 16 March 2013 4:42

you are a moron

chewebb 8

Monday 13 April 2015 22:42

You're an idiot.

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