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Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23482) - you deserved it (2287)

On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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YDI for naming yourself "Juggalette".

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:24am by SpankyMcThrust

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Sounds like they were more than drunk.

#5 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:27am by Thatguywhotrolls

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