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Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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YDI for naming yourself "Juggalette".

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 3:24am by SpankyMcThrust

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Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes.

And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.

#164 - On 01/31/2010 at 8:29pm by Juggalette1020

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