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Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21460) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:12pm - work - by sucksssssss - Sent from mobile version

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