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Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20294) - you deserved it (1889)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)

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Never assume you'll get the job. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

#6 - On 01/19/2010 at 4:38pm by Rota

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You can dress it up all you want, but in the end, a pile of shit (your resume, cover letter and references) is still a pile of shit.

#10 - On 01/19/2010 at 4:50pm by D_Thr33

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