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Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 2:24pm - work - by Bathroom Problems - France

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I don't see how this is an FML, you can get up and wipe in the dark. The same thing happened at my job but it was a blackout. You feel around and get out. Why wuss out because it is dark?

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:11pm by time4coffee

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It must have been... advanced darkness. A true FML.

#16 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:09pm by xCrackerx

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