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Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (1428)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:20am - work - by Barstaff (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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fake your own death.

#11 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:30pm by Flamersplamer

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sick days???

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:06pm by josh78

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