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Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12581) - you deserved it (32778)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:46am - work - by Interview tragedy - United States (Texas)

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I figure you didn't get it huh? This is why you should be nice to people. ;)

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:12pm by Sakke

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That's why you're nice offline AND online, when people can see your picture ;D
You never know who you're chatting with.

You were on a dating site, too, after all. You both needed to get a life, if that's why you told him that.
The only difference is you have no life or job. He has no life, but he has HIS job, and the power over YOUR job.

Next time, I think a simple, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." will suffice, won't it?

#4 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:23pm by dudeitsdanny

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