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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
He wanted to be able to say that his dick had made you sore, and that was the only way.
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Monday 1 September 2014