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Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML


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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)

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Well, have you ever been giving a warning that someone is going to punch you? "Hey I'm gonna punch you!" "Hey, this one patient tends to punch people."

#4 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:13pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh

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Your co-worker owes you a beer.

#1 - On 12/15/2009 at 8:08pm by blalien

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