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Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Did they take it under consideration?

#3 - On 12/11/2009 at 5:20pm by Poundingsand

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Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 5:19pm by Whydoyouask

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