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Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30900) - you deserved it (2715)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (Indiana)

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He clipped off his penis!? D;

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:20pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh

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Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

#9 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:24pm by lnull

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