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Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7280) - you deserved it (29092)

On 11/20/2009 at 8:56am - work - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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OP, didn't they teach you that in job 101? You wait until you leave the premises to say anything negative about the place and don't bitch about your work to your coworkers because even if your boss didn't have a camera one of them could still tell him about the conversation. While I feel sorry for you, I still have to say YDI.

#6 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:08am by lostfaithinpppl

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Never Bitch about your Workplace "AT" your workplace.

#3 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:04am by viz

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