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By ImScrewed - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:47 / United States
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ya whenever i watch my softcore porn, my main turn on is the soothing sounds of the music. its like an instant boner.

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the only reason they're checking you out is because if you really were watching porn, they'd keep it all to themselves. :S

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Hey. You should be suspended for listening to music that is so bad it reminds people of "Shitty soft core porn" Ugh. People these days.

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Wait you're not allowed to watch porn at work?? Then why the privacy and comfortable chair. Just as long as your man goo doesn't hit the dude in the next cubicle it should be fine, just like masturbating on an airplane or on an elementary school playground.

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Well stop watching shitty soft-core porn...or plug some headphones so your co worker wont listen to disturbing noises.

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I think your co-workers were just playing a joke on you, or maybe they don't like you very much and were trying to get you fired.

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I don't think that's possible but you do have your phone number in your info so I'm sure you have enough messages to worry about

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This is where programming comes in handy. Deleting all porn files can be just a double click away. (Back them up on a pen-drive before this happens) And you can even write the programme in less than 60 seconds on something as basic as Notepad :D

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Ohhh. Number two thinks his comment is special. Anyhow! That's why metal saves lives (and keeps from getting suspended from work)!

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He just meant earphones that will keep the fucking music in them, so that his co-workers WON'T hear it.

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?you should read the fml properly? the boss obv didnt hear the music.. and asking your boss if he got a boner is just plain stupid

Your user name is "PornoBob." It's totally understandable. You should stop listening to shitty music.

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