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Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight.
... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015