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Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (5453)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Better start saving up for those fancy yellow gloves....

#3 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:12am by Kickmehard

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Don't feel bad, those tests are crap. My sister took that test, and she got, "professional bowler." She has never touched a bowling ball in her life.

#7 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:23am by blalien

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