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Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (2653)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:19pm - work - by uglyyyyy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Well.. It isn't... girls at Sephora look normal and accessible, girls at MAC look incredible and intimidating.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:23pm by Vitamin_C

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Yea, maybe if your stuck up and your head if full of air, that would be much better.
fuck those bitches

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:24pm by Gefangene

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