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Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
No sex and he still got a disease from you...
This makes me feel ill.
You never know, he could have been attracted to this.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.