Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

by BoogieCandy. / 10/23/2009 at 4:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

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  • No sex and he still got a disease from you...

    #3 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:29am by donkey_hang_down

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  • You might get his lawyer's number :)

    Did you not learn in kindergarten to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? If he gets sick, he could blame your snot attack for his problems.

    #7 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:47am by perdix

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