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Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
No sex and he still got a disease from you...
This makes me feel ill.
You never know, he could have been attracted to this.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015