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Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (1176)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - work - by devakii (woman) - United States (California)

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