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Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - work - by devakii (woman) - United States (California)

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Aww, in the dark? I would've made a giant blanket fort or something of that caliber.

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:11pm by allmidnighteyes

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Getting paid to do next to nothing for four hours... I could think of worse things than boredom.

#4 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:15pm by erikatastrophe

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