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Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6385) - you deserved it (22006)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Maybe in a few more years, when you get your second job interview, you'll listen to the instructions.

Interview tip: When you get the question, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The answer is not "On a couch in my mom's basement playing video games." Even though that is accurate, here is one case where honesty is the hobo's policy.

#5 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:08am by perdix

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RealiZed? With a 'Z'? Interesting.

#3 - On 10/14/2009 at 6:23am by SaintJimmy

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