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Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7055) - you deserved it (23539)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Alright everyone, this site is called "Fmylife" BECAUSE people post stories about how something bad happened that normally does not. Just because this guy forgot his resume DOESN'T mean he always forgets things all the time. It DOESN'T mean that he's irresponible. You guys don't even know this man, you can't judge him. Everybody forgets things sometimes, especially when we're really nervous. Give him a break, jeez.

#17 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:38pm by mjlover

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Maybe in a few more years, when you get your second job interview, you'll listen to the instructions.

Interview tip: When you get the question, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The answer is not "On a couch in my mom's basement playing video games." Even though that is accurate, here is one case where honesty is the hobo's policy.

#5 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:08am by perdix

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