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Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5432) - you deserved it (68198)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

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