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Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks' odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (3256)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:15am - work - by Economess (man) - United States (Delaware)

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Are you trying to say that you think you have too much work to do? Sorry, that doesn't get my sympathy. Want a diploma? Earn it, don't complain that it'll cost ya.

#7 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:41am by boredinjp

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but anyway.. Tom Hanks was awesome in that movie, you should be excited about being compared to him.

#3 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:12am by piddly_03

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