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Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (6560)

On 09/12/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Tagged (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:17am by juega12847

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Ahahahaehehehohohohhoho! *slaps knee*

#13 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:42am by 8trickster8

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