Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you totally deserved it (4693)
On 09/12/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Tagged (man) - United States (Illinois)
That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.
#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:17am by juega12847
Sounds to me like you go to work with a bunch of 5 year olds. What did you do? Pull the tag off, say thanks, and leave, or stand there saying "NO U!"?
Our opinion of your maturity depends on the answer to that question.
In my family, we stand there, yelling "No, YOU!" for everything. It's a joke, and it's awesome.
"Pass the salt, please."
-No, YOU!
"You guys ready to go?"
-No, YOU!
"Man, I'm freakin' tired."
-No, YOU!
...how is this an FML? who cares about a fucking tag? i don't see how they thought it was that funny
#52 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:12am by fosizzlemynizzlE
i don't get how this is an FML either. you left a tag on your pants...boo freaking hoo
if it matters that much YDI for not noticing or for caring that much
#58 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:04pm by the_stereotype
I hate it when that happens. You try to go unnoticed but
#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:17am by jewelzgalore
I don't think she was trying to go unnoticed because she could easily fix that. It's more of no one telling her then all ganging up on her that was the FML.
If every single person in your office was aware of it but you, your powers of observation are really questionable.
#5 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:24am by Intoxicunt
Agreed. But then again, maybe it was one of those extra large stickers on their butt.
Who's going to look at their own butt?
#9 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:30am by redbluegreen
I always triple check my clothes for stickers when I buy them.
I saw the random glitter YouTube and it scared me.
And I check my butt too. I just hoped I was the only one.
#17 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:46am by redbluegreen
I look at basically every part of my body twice before leaving. I've had too many awkward/embarrassing moments already in my life, I don't need to add to it.
#22 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:06am by Intoxicunt
Where the fuck do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.
#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:27am by jackkerouc9
Because this is the only place they'll get any, probably.
#15 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:43am by redbluegreen
Ughhhhhh That would suck. It's why you need your own friend/group of coworkers who look after you
#10 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:32am by shelboo
This isn't an FML... for you. Your coworkers lives are fucked since they all have incredibly shitty humor.
Either that or his coworkers have no lives at all. How boring must your day be to suggest "let's all point and laugh at the guy with new pants"?
Well, it's not embarassing unless you got it from the Goodwill for like 2 dollars
#27 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:30am by uberkrissy
By the way, who on earth thinks accidentally leaving a tag on new pants is funny, or that it's a big enough deal to all want to scream it at you? What an awful sense of humor.
#30 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:56am by Witchcraft
Nothing to worry about did you say?!
Where i'm from, if you leave your tag out on your pants you would have to get tied up into a bag and beaten with a plank of wood with a nail on the end.
A plank with a nail? You cry baby, Where I come from you get shot with a crossbow for wearing the tag on your pants, even if it's an accident. True story.
#47 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:37am by PandaPandaPandaX
Your jokes are not funny at all. You must be from the same workplace as OP. It is a tag... where do you work that it becomes a joke?
cmon u noobs
it shows that the place where op works, ppl love n care abt each other. it's not Luke most of the other offices where collegeues are just mean n backbite most of d time
n yeah abt checking my body parts before leaving home
yah even I do it. actually I am so careful abt it that I remove my pants n try to rub "down there" till am really satisified that nothing is still left inside.
#37 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:00am by Trollkiller
Work place "Bullying" is illegal you know.
Dont know under what law it goes under, but my ex's mom got a huge load of cash out bitches being bitches to her.
#39 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:23am by enlitenbank
this is literally the dumbest FML I've ever read... and i've read all of them...
seriously who the hell cares??? can i please have my ten seconds back?
that sucks, that is almost as bad as one time i bumbed into a sideboard, man my knee hurt for 10 seconds.
Wow you're a loser. Maybe if you had friends this would't happen, it also would't happen if you were dead. Please go kill yourself
i hate how stupid FML's like this get published
but when i have an FML of me falling off my bike face first into a pile of dog shit, and then getting chased by a dog, its not FML material
seriously!!!^ who the f cares about this bs. get some self esteem you big, dumb, loser. if u care about this shit then your existence is an fml.
how is this an fml? god forbid people know you bought new pants.
#54 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:22am by shineshinedie
What the fuck? What kind of dry humour do you coworkers have?
"HAHAHAHAH OMG DID YOU SEE?!?!?! HE HAS A TAG ON HIS ASSSSSSSSSS! AHAHAHAHAH!"
Like, that's really not that funny. Someone should've just said something... Did everyone who saw you decide to just not tell you and then all get together to shout at you later? This is so stupid.
Who the hell moderated this one? I want to sick a rabid dog on them. This (non)FML sucks.
#61 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:57pm by doubleAbattery
OP, your coworkers did that because "bug the newbie" is something that happens at many jobs. One of my friends had a prank pulled on him his first day on a new job, and I think your new coworkers were just messing with you. If you play it cool, you'll eventually get more respect. :-P
Fuck your coworker's lives for being lame and having no sense of humor whatsoever.
#67 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:51pm by gummibehrs
That isnt funny in any way. That just proves you work in an extremely gay work environment.
#70 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:00pm by littlegirl12
This is not funny whatsoever.
Yet the fact you are pained by this event, makes me laugh - at you.
Good Day!
