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Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (7098)

On 09/12/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Tagged (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:17am by juega12847

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Where the fuck do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.

#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:27am by jackkerouc9

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