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Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal.
(You mean "ink" not "pen".)
He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D
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Friday 5 February 2016