By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

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allmidnighteyes 10

He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

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hairytoenails 0

ydi for using a pen

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omgwhatanfml 0

uh...he is a guy..the boss is a guy... only slightly queer? lol!

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Jennika 0

Ahahah that's sexy, dude. I'm sure he enjoyed it deep down. :)

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mandapanda 0

Aha! It never says the VP was a male.

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were_giraffe 2

Now you know why many people keep a spare shirt at work. Next time you buy shirts for work, pick up an extra one and keep it in the package... so when you ink yourself you can just go to the bathroom and change. and hopefully not ink yourself again on the new one.

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youlose_ 0

joe biden?????????????????????

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plexico 3

It was the orgasmic pleasure faces you were making that really made the VP squirm. Why couldn't just wait until you were in your car at a stop light to do that like any normal guy would?

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