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Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (12197)

On 09/05/2009 at 3:22am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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you're lucky you got saved. riptides are very dangerous

#18 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:36pm by dberri05

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change of career?

#3 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:14pm by bettyboo_x

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