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Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 12:29am - work - by Joel (man) - United States (California)

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For #16...obviously, the OP didn't know it was planned to exclude him, so calling him "selfish" for going when he wasn't aware he wasn't invited is wrong. At any rate, they were rude to plan a company event and exclude an employee, not to mention stupid, as it was inevitable he would find out at some point. While the OP may be "that guy" that's not an excuse for his co-worker's rudeness and selfishness.

But at least he's aware of it; maybe he can talk to someone and find out what's going on. And maybe it's less about him and more about his co-workers (I've seen that happen). Who knows?

#19 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:31am by Vagrarian

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Well, why are you 'that guy'? Maybe YDI because you're an ignorant prick. If not, FYL.

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:10am by _Noon_

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