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Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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hmmm, was the person like bald or osmething, or have like scalp wrinkles that made it look likes lips?

funny....but weird..i dont get how you could have mistaken it

#4 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:23pm by nikkiandyou

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FHL, he had to meet you.

#2 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:21pm by 24788

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