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Today, my girlfriend of 8 years attempted to explain to me how the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a BS in Biology and a MS in Anthropology and I am working on my Phd and she thinks I am being an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (7209)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

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