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Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

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Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:04am by takemedown

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I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

#2 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:04am by starflake

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