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Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (167812)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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YDI for cheating on your wife :/

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:03am by berauscht

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YDI. Idiot.

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:03am by T1MT1M

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