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Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6132) - you deserved it (99108)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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