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Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16016) - you deserved it (37862)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

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marines make me proud more than anything
my fiance is a marine and it may be hard but
grow some balls you signed the contract

#19 - On 02/10/2009 at 6:28pm by 123mbox

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Marines are something to be proud of, and you'll miss it when your contract is over. And at least you didn't join the Chair Force. Consider it the greatest honor in the world, and I appreciate you.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:45pm by Nahname

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