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Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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You shouldn't be looking at porn while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:46am by Liveanotherday

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I hope "was a good enough reason to fire me" means "I got fired". You're supposed to be at work to do work, this is why it is called work.

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:59pm by Nemephosis

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