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Today, Thinking I’m being very generous I lend my jacket to my new co-worker. I maybe should have checked my pockets before, I’m not sure that the fact of having 3 different flavors of condoms made a good impression. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 12:25am - work - by Lio - France (Ile-de-France)

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#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:59pm by pinkfrenchrose

But that comic looks nothing like the FML!
lol still good :)

#58 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:58pm by vvvalori

When did all the comics become exactly word for word to the FML? They're still funny tho =D

#59 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:21pm by Superkenkun

you can have banana i hade buhnanna lol lmao!! FYL funny comic and the comic chars expressions

#71 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:49pm by Chibikko729

at 59, the FML's comics don't have to look exactly like the FML, but i would imagine that it SHOULD be from the same point of view. The comic gives the point of view of the borrower, not the lender. The FML's point of view is that of the lender. But i still love the comic. Especially the ending. XDDD

#77 - On 07/12/2009 at 1:23am by GleeIsTransient

... is possibly the best reply ever.

#83 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:59am by iKaite

Well, the artist may have interpreted it as being worse for the borrower than the lender.

#85 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:30am by metawarr556

The comic is an epic win! Yah, the last panel is a bit...eh...off, but still very funny. This cartoon dosn't go out of its way like the last one. Good job!

#95 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:07pm by MrGlad

dear God

#96 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:05pm by ImaBmyLonurTees

The last one was done by the same person who does Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Not all of his comics are so epicly long, though. http://www.smbc-comics.com/#comic

#132 - On 07/17/2009 at 11:51am by harmony88

i think this is funnier than the actual FML.

#147 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:10pm by NotSoEmo

But its the wrong way round though? I thought he gave the new guy a jacket, not the new guy gave him a jacket?

#154 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:01pm by TotallyHyped01

Yeah... Weird... I guess he did it without thinking much and didn't realize he got it wrong, either way it got the point across! It's the OP's fault for leaving them there so...

#158 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:36am by StaticDown

lol XD I thought the comic was very good. Granted in the FML the OP was the one lending the Jacket to the new guy who had the condoms in the pocket and in the drawing the OP was recieving the jacket but it was still funny and well drawn "I hade Bunama" XD. Might be the only way those condoms get used.

#159 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:26pm by Jujube93

Why would you bring three condoms to work! I mean one in your wallet should suffice! Why on earth would you have all three in your pockets!

#2 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:55pm by xMooMoox

what if he gets drunk and finds a girl. XD

#22 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:40am by ANTONKR

you are not suppose to put condoms in your wallet. they are more likely to break that way.

#36 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:16pm by depth_

totally agrre about the wallet thing. has any one ever read the instruction on the box. it specifically says DO NOT PLACE/KEEP IN WALLET (something along those lines)

#39 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:33pm by starr08

I think xMooMoox might find out the hard way (via unwanted pregnancy) WHY they're not to be kept in a wallet under any circumstamces. XD

#49 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:50pm by Moemoemoe

hey gets more than you?

#79 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:33am by IMperfection_101

You gotta nail the hot office ass, of course.

#86 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:58am by tzecco

Because of that Nancy bitch

#110 - On 07/13/2009 at 8:13pm by An0nymous_

putting them in your wallet is NOT good at all. the heat kills the spermicide and the bending can make them bend and tear without you knowing it

#111 - On 07/13/2009 at 8:14pm by onyx_macewan

But hey, perhaps we can all read about it later! From here. So let the guy keep them in his wallet.

#113 - On 07/13/2009 at 11:42pm by TrashF

Actually, most condoms aren't spermicidal. The heat just makes the latex brittle so they are more likely to break.

#126 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:39pm by smiller0789

You can never have enough.

#140 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:10am by bltcoady

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

#3 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:31am by Vintage

coffee.

#14 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:30am by suckishfather

root beer

#70 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:46pm by bloodfalcon22

foamy root bear. hahahah :)

#73 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:05pm by iris_24

Pina colada.

#75 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:46pm by zander09

Banana-Rama, Foamy Root Beer, and Bustin' Cherries.

#114 - On 07/14/2009 at 3:53am by deathbunny256

in the FML the OP gives the new guy the jacket..but here the new guy is the OP and the new guy gives the other guy the jacket..who ends up being the OP saying FML.

wait.
what?

*edit: i didn't mean for this to be a reply

#123 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:24pm by 16274692

The OP is actually the new guy I think and he has new co-workers. As in new to him. He is still the new guy though.

#157 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:21am by pmk138

Maybe he thought you were cool...?

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 4:29pm by wowfmlife

The real question is, are you a boy or a girl.
This could completely change how to look at this FML.

But either way, why were they in your pocket?

#5 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:11am by redbluegreen

Why would it change how to look at it?

#17 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:23am by Apocalyptus

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You must 1. Be really busy wit ur bf. Or 2. A ptostitue

#6 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:56pm by Alexcd27

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# 6 ummm since when did 1 year old have sex that was retarted to say

#7 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:06pm by crazygirl13

He said one and two. Two options, not one year old. Maybe you're "retarted."

Awesome illustration.

#13 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:29am by Fop

gosh you're dumb.

#50 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:11pm by Bangarang_Rufio

LOL.

#133 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:30pm by Sammich06

o yeah it does

#8 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:03pm by bty245

1) R u a boy or girl?
2) Did the co-worker see them?
3) What did the co-worker say?
These questions would change the story up a little. Either making them worse or better. But I think the worse happened to u since u put it on FML.com

#9 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:56pm by AsianHere

#5 is right u a boy or girl

#10 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:58am by iampjman

leave it to a frenchie to use condoms.

#11 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:29am by gth

haa that sucks, and to clarify he obviously had them for sex duhh .. and maybe he just bought a pack of 3, calm down on the prostitute thing, and it doesnt matter if it was a girl or a boy, Im pretty sure it was a guy because he lent his coat to a co-worker and I dont think girls go around tradding coats.. comme on.

#12 - On 07/01/2009 at 9:24pm by SRSDanMel

Dude, girls trade bras. The only reason they wouldn't trade coats is if they don't wear them. Awesome comic, but if at least the POV was correct, then it would make sense.

#104 - On 07/13/2009 at 8:47am by Invader_GIR

Where did you hear that girls trade bras? Most definitely not true. At least not usually...

#118 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:22pm by carmenism

Umm, I'm a girl and I don't "trade" bra's, but if I need one and I don't have one I will borrow a friends, if it fits..
And it is true carmenism, haha girls do trade bra's.

#121 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:45am by Crystalyo

So? I'm a girl too and I've never traded a bra. If for some strange reason I found myself randomly without one, I'd just go bra-less for the time being. Granted, I don't think I'd fit most of my friends' bras. But I have trouble imagining a scenario when a bra of mine would suddenly vanish or become unusable... Anyway, just because a few girls trade bras, doesn't mean all girls do.

#122 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:29pm by carmenism

um. girls don't trade bras.

#124 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:26pm by 16274692

girls dont trade bras

#137 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:22pm by darkmis1

Awesome comic :D

#15 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:31am by _Noon_

hahaha thattt sucks! and btw, the illustrated FMLs are getting way out of hand. just get to the real point. in this one, it sounded like the person who wrote the fml is like a total creep. and they added reallllly random details. dont change the story people! and if it's not good enough to write the entire truth and u want to add a couple details, dont make them so drastic that they change the whole ending.

#16 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:34am by suckishfather

That's exactly what I thought!
That happened in the last illustrated FML even more...

#19 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:41am by leon

When someone post a FML, it has to be short, funny and concise.
But when it comes to illustrations, the artist will not draw the exact FML words by words, it's useless and boring to read twice the same story so we let the artist enjoys the liberty he has, to create whatever he wants with the original story. It is what creation and imagination is about. And here at FML, we love creation!

#21 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:12am by Gotmilk (FML Staff)

So, how does loving creation comply with publishing a book containing submitted stories to a website of which none or very few of those stories have been written by the FML staff?

#25 - On 07/11/2009 at 9:06am by MyLifeS_

And who has invented the concept ? Your comment is totally out of the box.

#34 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:33am by Guillaume (FML Staff)

I agree but illustrated fmls suck...

#45 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:15pm by idratherbewrestl

It gets kinda boring if everythings the same. I, myself, really liked it because he made it funnier then it already was. XD Its also called creative liscense. I do agree that it shouldnt be that drastic of a change but this one was pretty good.

#72 - On 07/11/2009 at 9:12pm by lovelybleh

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

#18 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:31am by reklamfox

My thoughts exactly. "I hate banana"

#142 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:12am by Pan22

I like how the illustrator dug deep in the pile of FMLs.. this one's way old. Good post, though.

#20 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:07am by PumpkinTarte

Good ol' spermicidal lube yum yum.

#23 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:49am by redxapplexoxo

haha, love the illustration, nice role reversal

#24 - On 07/11/2009 at 9:06am by Benjaminator

I like how the illustrator understood these stories can be FML's for the other person too!

#26 - On 07/11/2009 at 9:08am by unluckydavid

Hahaha, this one is good!

My friend did this with a chocolate flavored condom. She thought it was delicious!

#27 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:23am by jadeddream

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28th lol

#28 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:29am by Matt62

To #3 and $14, I think it's supposed to be root beer.

#29 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:03am by awesomelylame

The last part is so fucking funny. I was crying from laughing so hard.

#30 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:11am by FerociousFishy

I LOVE THIS!! This is one of my favorite illustrations so far! People need to stop complaining about the illustration being different than the original FML...they are supposed to be! That's the point! Creativity doesn't involve copying someone else's work! This is hilarious! Kudos for the artist!!!

#31 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am by f_my_life_hard

this is a great illustration :) i don't think the creative spin on this was bad at all. but in the one with the guy helping the lady and his bike being stolen, that one was taken too far. it was taken way to far.

#32 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:23am by laughlivelove00

true, this one is not as bad as that one but i dont think these should be open to interpretation

#43 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:53pm by wowfmlife

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#33 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:25am by Necrophile

AHAHAHAHHAAA!!! OMG!! the brown condom is beer flavour!! LMAO!!!!

#35 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:40am by sayedaty

the last frame freaks me out!

#37 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:19pm by spillproof

Frankenberry hungry.....

#38 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:32pm by danielrp34

Best illustration so far.

#40 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:43pm by Syn

I don't think the illustrator UNDERSTOOD what was going on in this FML :S

#41 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:44pm by loto

umm
the illustration doesnt match the FML at all...

#42 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:51pm by wowfmlife

eww flavored condoms! Why would you eat it?

#44 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:05pm by rachiebpp

It's for oral sex...bleh

#46 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:22pm by xieh

YDI for only having three different flavoured ones xD

#47 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:23pm by mijzelffan

the comic is bad ass

#48 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:27pm by wellchit

lmfao! haha that is so funny!

#51 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:20pm by taytay26

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Wait, but the new guy wasn't the one lending the jacket.

And, the FML is from the point of view of the lender.

Illustration fail. -_-

#52 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:04pm by realggirl

The illustrations don't have to follow the exact FML, that's what makes them funnier and unique.

#76 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:12am by unluckydavid

The illustration is a thousand times funnier than the actual FML. Awesome!

#53 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:41pm by ohschmoley

The last panel... the look on their faces is hilarious xD

#54 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:45pm by BlaisOf_Fire91

illustration is amazing, it's like mad scramble for the original OP to fix the situation, and the FML changes person, just like that. :P

#55 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:39pm by Jacquie_lynn

lmfao at the last illustration!

#56 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:49pm by Liddodollface

lmao the illustration is brilliant.

#57 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:51pm by savasana

BEST. ILLUSTRATION. EVER.

#60 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:29pm by heygirlheyyyyy

I love the illustration! Plus, the names of the flavors...am I the only one catching the innuendos? lol

#61 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:57pm by proudtobeme

The illustration just changes the direction of the FML...sure, illustrations are supposed to add to the story, creating a visual, and adding in a few MINOR details to make it funnier. But this illustration changes it into a FML for the guy borrowing the jacket rather than the one who actually posted the story...that's too much of a change...

#62 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:09pm by mcsnelly

why is the new guy lending HIS jacket though?

total fail.

#63 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:24pm by sunny_e

How is that too much of a change? I actually think it's better that the new co-worker's the one lending the jacket, because normally the older one would have more authority.

And #64, you fail. Everyone else who has a sense of humor here gets it.

Jeez, boring people, why don't you just eat white bread all the time.

#65 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:10pm by PumpkinTarte

I think it's brilliant.
:)

#67 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:36pm by winterhearted

comic ending isnt really anything like the fml, but its hilarious!!

#68 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:40pm by FMLfangirl89

The illistration confused me..

But I think they're; Cherry, Bananna, and RootBeer.

#69 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:41pm by Daaniellee1234

wtf, who's lending the jacket doesn't really matter!! you guys are nit-picking way too much.

#74 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:52pm by heygirlheyyyyy

The illustration makes no sense. But check your pockets next time. D:

#78 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:14am by Empty_Hope

Illustration made me giggle. Dunno why it's confusing to some people. It's just a switch of the characters. But who cares if it's not close to the FML. It was funny! That last panel was hilarz.

#80 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:55am by drybamboo

dude the comic is exactly opposite of the fml
they totally got it backassward...but its kinda funnier that way

#81 - On 07/12/2009 at 4:03am by gu355_wh0

he sucked on the condom.....weirdo

#82 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:09am by chilly359

When someone post a FML, it has to be short, funny and concise.
But when it comes to illustrations, the artist will not draw the exact FML words by words, it's useless and boring to read twice the same story so we let the artist enjoys the liberty he has, to create whatever he wants with the original story. It is what creation and imagination is about. And here at FML, we love creation!

#84 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:17am by Guillaume (FML Staff)

Haha, the comic makes the FML seem so. Much. Worse.

Loved it :)

#87 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:34am by danineteen

Weird

#88 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:01pm by marydang_35

Lol! Oh wow...comic makes the OP look like a freak...

#89 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:13pm by Ashter

lol they seriously make flavored condoms though? ROFL!!!! Flavored condoms...But yeah, YDI for even doing such things!

#90 - On 07/12/2009 at 12:41pm by Trooth

#90 - you're serious? wow. you probably don't know they make flavoured lube either.

..and that would be an FML if he did take them back and then start sucking on one.

#91 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:28pm by LadyDee

I hade bahnama.

#92 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:45pm by cactus

LOL

#93 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:47pm by canigetasideoFML

Lmao!!
....Bummer hahah

" I hade buhnama" Lol :D

#94 - On 07/12/2009 at 4:09pm by Crisi_09

I was @ Barnes & Nobel 2day this was the first FML in F My Life the book

#97 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:46pm by CJ090

Haha! The comic is so funny! This might be the first comic that actually made me laugh.

#98 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:07pm by OhFiddleSticks

i dont think that this comic makes the guy who wrote this fml any happier...

#99 - On 07/13/2009 at 12:43am by lemonsmcbob

"Today, I saw that an FML I posted had been good enough to be turned into an illustrative FML. When I went to check it, the artist had changed it slightly to imply that I'm retarded and only have condoms because they taste good. (But I can't help it if the cherry ones taste so good!). FML."

I thought it was funny. Idon't really care much about creative liberties artists take with an FML -if I want a faithful illustration, then I'll do it myself, but since I'm not the one making the comic, I'll leave that to the person who decided to take his or her time and energy to make the illustration. I do agree, however, with the poster who said that the illustration should at least keep the perspective right on who is thinking "FML". But whatevs, it's still funny, so that's all I really care about.

#100 - On 07/13/2009 at 2:29am by insomniacdude

I think the comic implies that the op was so embarrassed that he pretended the condom were just candies

#105 - On 07/13/2009 at 9:01am by All_I_Need

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#101 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:24am by Herborist

lol....the person who said fml was the guy sucking on his finger in the comic, nice way to completely misread an fml and mess up the comic O.O

on another note, rofl i hade buhnama is priceless

#102 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:48am by GhettoWangstuh

what kinda fucked up ppl would vote YDI on this? The co-worker should get off the horse he rode in on and just be glad that someone showed him some common courtesy. Plus its only condoms in the pocket, not 14 inch dildos

#103 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:04am by saze

The wrong person said fuck my life in the illustration, but it was very well done! And the reason that I said you deserved it to the person who posted the FML, is because, what kind of a weirdo brings food-flavored condoms to work? xD

#106 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:14pm by junomcguff

Oh that's just wrong XP and gross

#107 - On 07/13/2009 at 4:25pm by DeamonsAngel

ha ha, I really like this one! The illustration goes a little past the original FML, but not so far the story is lost. Great job!!

#108 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:43pm by Coraline_Girl

I don't get why people are complaining about the illustration. Its great. Still relevant to the FML, but not so out of the box that no one can understand or like it. Kudos to the illustrator(s)

#109 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:13pm by deathburger13

that comic confused me. haha. the fml made sense but when i read through the comic i got confused.

#112 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:01pm by h0p3l3ss_in_l0v3

lmao, this comic is EPIC.
"I hade buhnama." ahahaha!
It's much better than the FML in my opinion.
Love it!

#115 - On 07/14/2009 at 8:54am by rayrayy

This was not the fml at all, and the last panel is just disturbing and unnecessarily disgusting.

#116 - On 07/14/2009 at 12:10pm by dontpanic

The comic made your FML look so bad HAHA !

#117 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:28pm by Zero2Sixty

That comic was amazing, I was laughing for ages. I don't care if it doesn't match the FML. I loved it!

#119 - On 07/14/2009 at 8:27pm by Vickaayyee

the comic makes it look like he's chewing on the condom like gum

#120 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:42am by hi5534

uhm, good comic, but its nothing like the FML

#125 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:15pm by stryder

LOL, thats a good one.

#127 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:36am by WhiskeyxGirl90

HAHA I literally laughed out loud. LOVE THIS COMIC.

#128 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:20am by _Mish

Hahahaha awesome illustration XD

#129 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:40am by tari_joon

So much better than the FML!

#130 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:49pm by myfavoriteplay

Did it turn your co-worker on?

#131 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:08am by Shyman4ever

i agreeee wit your comment.
i'm guessing it most def turned
his male co-worker on LOL

#138 - On 07/18/2009 at 12:59am by kaay_tee

ROTFL I LOVE HIS FACE AT THE END WHEN HE SAY "I HADE BUHANA"! SO FUNNY! THIS WOULD BE A 10 OUT OF 10! OMG I LOVE IT I WAS SERIOUSLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!! :DD

#134 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:06pm by soccers_dumb

HAHA that's a goood one, that would DEFFF be a FML moment.

#135 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:14pm by kaay_tee

? i thought the OP lent the jacket to his new co worker idk wats going on!

#136 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:34pm by noodles_200

ftw... first comic that was actually better ;)

#139 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:11am by leigh_k

hah. :D

#141 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:48pm by cers123

that guy is sick

#143 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:10pm by xxyahqirlmelloxx

heh.. well at least yur safe.. and it proves you have a good sex life.. lol..

#144 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:01pm by JiggleZ

That blonde guy at the illustration looks just like Gunther from Friends.

#145 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:17pm by fawfulster

lol this kinda happened to me i was looking through my friends wallet though and i was like wtf? So he offered me two

#146 - On 07/24/2009 at 7:13pm by FTL1234567890

Lol I thought those were Laffy Taffy's when I saw the comic.

#148 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:30pm by YahTrickYah

Bananas are tasty [and, uh, appropriate]. Cherry ones taste bitter and icky. :D

#149 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:46pm by capital_seven

I thought it was candy a first, thats what it looked like. lol thats funny though.

#150 - On 08/03/2009 at 1:30am by wanagetjagked

Hahaha, the comic was great.

#151 - On 08/11/2009 at 8:54pm by Shannn

I didn't know they had rootbeer-flavoured condoms. Your friend probably thinks you're awesome for having a flavour for everybody.

#152 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:53pm by pulpfiction

money for pack of flavoured condoms 20 bucks. face of the OP on that last picture fricken priceless

#153 - On 08/23/2009 at 1:25am by whoabiach

Ownd xD

#155 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:54am by xXxAlex666xXx

He is mouth f$$king.

#156 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:54pm by spillproof

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