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Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Marie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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You've got red on you.

#1 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:22pm by danplusplus

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Maybe you shouldn't snort?

#2 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:22pm by blameyourself

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