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Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88301) - you deserved it (5226)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:06pm by Amanda_Ruth

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that's just incredibly disturbing...

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:11pm by cakeprincess18

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