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Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...
Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.
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Friday 21 November 2014