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Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (34434)

On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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