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Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38672) - you deserved it (4632)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:20am - work - by paperbagofdoom (man) - United States (California)

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#2? How was Raiders of the Lost Ark a fail? You mean Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? That one George Lucas nuked the fucking fridge on.

#6 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:13am by rukusrazor

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#2: Wii fit =/= real exercise.

#9 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:17am by plethora

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