Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Right back at ya!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

bobnorris 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:56

wanna-be's.., no... only real gangstas drink milkshakes!

Failbuddy 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 8:11

LOL

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 12:36

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anglcdvl89 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:45

Yay for new colored leather seats? O.o Really though, that sucks so bad. I hope you got their license plate number. Report some ish on their car. Road rage, hit and run...whatever, man. Karma's a bitch.

thirteenishell 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:39

awhh :(

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Friday 29 May 2009 12:46

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ppl2ppl 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:46

Dude, really? No props to "rbg" :P

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Friday 29 May 2009 12:48

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studentwoes 2

Friday 29 May 2009 12:48

That really really sucks! :( People are such assholes!

DreMaMa 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:49

Should of threw a gang-sign for an added punch, then proceed to say "whats up my homies"

leandra12 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:51

They were probably just jealous. Convertibles are the best. I'm sorry though.

Pepperolls 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:51

FML indeed, I don't get why those people prefer their shitty music over classic ROCK!

JackStone96 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:40

@#9 Classic Rock can't compare to nu-metal, hard rock, and screamo!!!!! lol classic rock isn't that bad but I do prefer nu-metal, hard rock, and screamo! haha